Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince called Cotton.
He was so handsome that his annoying Queen mommy couldn't stop taking pickchers!
One day, he was on his walk when a cat came up to him and said, "Cotton! You no is welcome in the land of kitties! If you no leaves in 3 milliseconds, I will has to scratch your fur and make it all ugly!"
Unfortunately, Cotton was unable to run out in 3 milliseconds but escaped on the 4th. The angry kitty screamed after him "You no will get away with this!!"
Cotton ran back to his castle and soon went to bed because he had guests coming next day.
Professor Evil Kitty had followed him and quickly changed Cotton's shampoo with gel. "Hehe." The evil professor giggled.
The next morning, Cotton's mommy was shampoo-ing him and when she dried him in a towel, his face became THIS
Cotton was full of sads. Because he had really wanted to impress the royal peoples.
When the royal peoples came, their faces were so full of gel that Cotton's jaw dropped wide open.
"Happy Gel Day!" They shrieked.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo" the professor moaned, he had forgot it was Gel Day.
*The end*
Oh and I understand there's been a little mix up with my location because we've moved from Minnesota and is currently in Singapore, hope we've caused no trouble for anyone!!
Happy Gel Day, Cotton! (thank cod, that could have been a cat-astrophe.) MOL!
ReplyDeleteWhat a mean, horrible cat. We think that cat lives in the storm water drain near our house, cause we bark at him sometimes. Of course there are three of us, so he runs away.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy
There *ARE* no "mean, horrible cats"!!! Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteGel Day? Whew--I dodged a bullet there! Missed that one.
That's a really GIANT move from Minnesota to Singapore!! I bet is's WAY warmer ;-)
:-) That's a funny bedtime story Cotton! And that was really, really mean kitty! Boo! But I'm glad you survived to tell the tale! Did you mean that you moved to Singapore? Cause that's awesome if you did and you need to tell us that story too!
ReplyDeleteWow Cotton! You moved to Singapore? How cool!
ReplyDelete~Mason
Holy Dogs Singapore!! Wow!!! I am sorry about the kitty and especially sorry about the whole gel thing.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Bloody cats!! The cats in our street are mean they sit in front of our window and tease Floyd and I. We gets into trouble for barking... But we're just trying to protect everyone... geez!
ReplyDeleteI hope that nasty cat gets a bit of his own medicine!
You're in Singapore? Woos! We're practically neighbors!
ReplyDeleteWow you get around Singapore cool one Cotton. We know all about evil ginger kitties. Have a great Saturday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly.
that's a great story, Cotton!
ReplyDeletethanks for visiting my bloggie!
your pal,
Garth
I love your bedtime stories!! Have a good weekend!
ReplyDeleteThat's a great story.
ReplyDeleteNora
Great story. Wow - that was a bit of a move!
ReplyDeleteYour friends,
Murphy & Stanley
You moved to Singapore?? Some move from Minn .. wherever!!
ReplyDeleteTrying to dodge the gel now!! >^,,^<
Gel Hey, Kitties hey, the war would be on here Bites hates Cats!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for coming by, and being a follower, and we can floow your Adventures too.
Your Furends
Susie & Recliner Bites
Oh noes! Thanks for the kitteh warning Cotton.....they can be very sneaky! I don't like the furry invaders...I bark, and bark. I just thinks there really big sqirrels!
ReplyDeleteWows, Singapore??? That's quite the move! Brave peeps you have!
Kisses,
Ruby
Nite nite Cotton, I willz dreams of evil catz, gel and baffs..Oh what a nightmare..bol xx00xx
ReplyDeleteHow in the world did I miss Gel Day? I will have to get ready for this special day next year.
ReplyDeleteAw, love that face pic! Happy Gel Day :)
ReplyDeleteGel Day???
ReplyDeleteThankfully I did not know about it!
Haaa!
That cat sure was not friendly, right?
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Hi Cotton! Hope you are staying away from kitties these days. We're not so verreh fond of the woofies, you know. *I* think you're probably okay, though.
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ReplyDeleteSingapore
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What to choose - what to choose?
SORRY Khotton - MN it is!
Thanks fur sharing your pawesome story!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Hi Cotton!! Great to meet you. We just joined your blog folowers. You sure are cute!!
ReplyDelete{{{huggies}}}....Mona
Hi Cotton, I love your name and your face is so cute :)
ReplyDeleteHello Cotton! Nice to meet you. Our Mommy wants to know if you're from the Delta - Land 'of Cotton?
ReplyDeleteWe hope your mommy doesn't put a cone on you - it's not fun.
Hope to see you around more.
Lics & Sniffs
Checkers & Chess
BOL! Not sure how well I would have slept with that bedtime story ;)
ReplyDeleteSo glad you were able to escape the bully kitteh Phew!
Now what's this about Gel day? Must only be in Singapore ;) Glad you weren't alone with your goop :)
Waggin at ya,
Roo
Cotton, You are absolutely adorable! I appreciate bed time stories and this one was very entertaining!
ReplyDeleteThank you for submitting your caption to the SILLY SATURDAY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST today! Your caption was too funny!
Also, I'm your newest follower!
I see you has changed the name of your bloggings! Probably because you is sweet, like candies, yet tough and manly, like a ninja. You and Snarf must has gone to the same event, he was the one wearing green! Good thing it was both Gel Day AND Dye Yourself Green Day :D
ReplyDeleteLove,
Reuben
Cotton, that is a really scary bedtime story!
ReplyDeleteGel Day? You mean we missed it?! We'll have to mark it on our calendars.
ReplyDeleteBTW -- you moved to Singapore? WOW! We hope you are settling in okay.